CABBAGE PRODUCTIONS

DISCLAIMER

plots and ideas aren't set in stone. if you wanna throw in your own twists into them, you're more than welcome to. if you wanna slap them together with some other plot(s), please do. role descriptions are there for mostly fillers and background/personality/etc. are left to your own interpretation. as much as i love romance, if it doesn't work out, it does NOT work out. i don't want that ship to be forced, okay. be warned, some plots get rambly.
✱ starred (★) role is the one i'd like to take up but if you have an idea for the character, you're welcome to talk me out of it lmao

▇▇ .romanceishell▇▇▇

action-comedy • time loop • supernatural • fictional history nonsense
spy x assassin

▸inspo/vibes : spy x fam & happy death day & your romance sucks

- the world's at peace. an old spy on his death bed regrets a decision made lifetime ago and wishes he could go back in time to make a different choice, regardless of the outcome. whatever or whoever grants that wish before he takes his last breath.
- the year is 1968. cold war races on without a horizon at the end. it's also the very year it meets its abrupt demise when an assassination of a key individual is thwarted.
- spy jolts awake in his...where the fuck is he. or rather, when the fuck is he? the more he looks around, the more of the realization settles in; he's back in the dinky apartment he was stuck in for half a year before the operation he partook in finally bore fruit. on this very day.
- so why the fuck was he back in this place, as his thirty-something year old self??
- assassin goes through the same panic except he was sent out here to root out the rat dwelling in this area. so far, his suspicions all point to the next door neighbor, aka spy. but this particular day is also the day he is summoned with the rest of the organization for the "finale" at the charity ball this evening...
- if you haven't guessed, no, these idiots aren't part of that initial wish thing. those assholes are tryna cpr their dead romance to life again despite the consequences in the background.
- our idiots, on the other hand, are on a timer. with every death, the numbers on their wrist goes down. don't know what happens when it hits zero but it can't be good thing right LOL
- so, these two gotta work together (they can still have their own agendas running), help the couple-from-hell finally get their "love story" ending everyone can cringe at to get the fuck out of this time loop for good.

▸note : first of all this ain't gonna be like a strict historical rp. sorry to those folks who enjoy an accurate historical stuff
▸note : like the anime, it'll have that general 60's vibes
▸note : the supernatural part of things can just be the wish happening or go full out and gives the characters powers or something. spice things up iunno

▇▇ .storyunfolds▇▇▇

action-comedy • fantasy • adventure
★immortal knight x spellblade

▸inspo/vibes : frieren & final fantasy & road to el dorado & feels good vibes

- demon king, dead. hero who slayed him, also dead. it's been a whole thirty years since all that went down. world's settled into a dull rhythm, if one can ignore the leftover squabbling between everyone.
- not a problem for the spellblade. he's had enough of being part of the unappreciated clean-up crew. some new hero wannabe would rise to deal with this. he gone.
- straight onto the road towards the demon king's castle bc he heard from a trustworthy source there's treasure hidden deep within the ruins which grants one unfathomable wealth.
- so he turned in his resignation and packed a bag and set out...just to run into a jackass(?) in a can.
- aka the immortal knight. how they first meet is up for debate.
- now who tf is he? some idiot who set out to slay the demon king dreaming of becoming the legendary hero but tripped and died the second he stepped out of this city.
- he somehow went to heaven and for the last thirty years, harassed the goddess to send him back down so he can least go touch the demon king's castle.
- so she did. revive him. as a living armor. immortal until his wish is fulfilled. which he grabs spellblade and drags him along bc more the merrier!

▸note : can more characters join in on the journey? hell yes
▸note : spellblade doesn't exactly have to be that. if you have some other character/profession in mind, go for it
▸note : wanna worldbuild the fuck out of this? let's do it

▇▇ .mistermcprof▇▇▇

action-comedy • fantasy • magic school shenanigans • mystery
mc professor x ★the guide

▸inspo/vibes : little witch academia & dumb shit

- every decade, a soul is born under certain star signs; the (f)mc. this particular magic school relies on that said person to enroll in their school and solve all their problems otherwise would cost them all of their funds and more to deal with.
- why and how this school is the only one with that knowledge and one-way ticket to deal with their shenanigans, who the fuck knows.
- this year, however, the fmc refused the offer all bc she just wanted to be a normal girl and attend college with her girlfriend and forever sweetheart. love beats(?) magic, y'all.
- the school board goes absolutely ballistic. bc of this "gift," over the years they've definitely indulged in the cheat code in avoiding consequences. like secret study of necromancy that left a horde of zombies locked under the school for the (f)mc to deal with, kind of indulgence. how this school is still going, it's a true mystery.
- but! there's a backup plan! the new, greenhorn professor they hired this year kinda matches the mc requirements star signs wise. so for the time being (aka attempting to get the fmc to enroll), he's gotta do. of course, the board informed him none of this.
- they did, however, throw the usual guide onto him; a familiar of the school's founder bound to stone until the day he's summoned to do...this. who knew tryna outrun death resulted in this hell-on-earth.

▸note : bring in every other magic school shenanigans except for hp. keep that bs far away from everything
▸note : the guide has like mulan's mushu vibes going LOL or maybe even toto from cat returns

▇▇ .nomoneynolife▇▇▇

action-comedy • adventure • modern fantasy • capitalism shenanigans
nurse x grand

▸inspo/vibes : knives out & scott pilgrim (movie) & rat race

- in breaking news, the richest woman alive dies and in her will she leaves everything to her friend and personal nurse.
- her family fking erupts into disagreement and nurse has to flee from the murderous children/grandchildren literally.
- one of the estranged grand who was left out of the will long ago tracks nurse down and offers help in return for his share of the inheritance.
- now they just gotta survive the onslaught of seven deadly members of the family out to murder.
- ripping off scott pilgrim vibes, there can exist a bunch of game references and items and shit they can utilize and find scattered through different locations LOL
- all the children/grands being someone famous can totally be a thing too HAHAH

▸note : yes, they burst into coins when defeated. :D
▸note : AND SURE POWER OF SELF-RESPECT BOOBA SWORD IS A THING one has to unlock.
▸note : yeah this should've been a miniplot